M ike Huckabee — a former governor of Arkansas and a former candidate for president of the United States — posted several “tweets” at the expense of Delta Air Lines…
Mike Huckabee Jokes at Delta’s Expense
…and without any further ado, here is some of what he had to say:
If u don't have to fly somewhere today don't. @Delta normally stellar but my bags are getting better treatment today #deltameltdown
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) April 7, 2017
I said @Delta taking better of my bags than me;Wrong!They lost bags too. Had @Delta delivered Tomahawk missiles, they would have hit Wichita
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) April 8, 2017
Amelia Earhart/Jimmy Hoffa disappearances solved! @Delta had them in their lost baggage department the whole time!
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) April 8, 2017
Yes, I'm having fun @Delta expense tonight. (Therapeutic for me). I stopped watching the clock for my bags; I'm looking at a calendar now.
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) April 8, 2017
Susan Rice just called. Said @Delta lost my bags and canceled me on 5 flights due to a You Tube video.
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) April 8, 2017
Hillary Clinton called. Said @Delta didn't lose my bags. She just saw them in the woods near her house.
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) April 8, 2017
Feeling better about finding my lost bags from @Delta; Found at Reagan Nat'l; will get them in time for @realDonaldTrump 2nd term inaugural
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) April 8, 2017
Some of the responses to those “tweets” were just as acerbic:
Weather I get. Flights delayed and canceled I get. This is not that. This is their less than able computer algorithms in Flintstone mode
— Gov. Mike Huckabee (@GovMikeHuckabee) April 7, 2017
This stand-up routine is in reference to the meltdown to the systems of Delta Air Lines which were caused by a day of severe inclement weather — four days ago.
Summary
Greater than 3,000 flights have been canceled by Delta Air Lines over the past four days; while wait times for telephone calls to Delta Air Lines still exceed three hours in some cases — and yet there has been no update since yesterday at Delta News Hub despite flights still being canceled today.
Is there an end in sight to this debacle?
Photograph ©2015 by Brian Cohen.
