If you were to complain about the hilarious yet true The Never-ending Complaint Trip trip report, you would indeed be complaining about complaining about complaints — not that we here at The Gate With Brian Cohen would complain about complaints about complaining about complaints, but would anyone complain if we did not complain about complaints regarding complaining about complaints?
Would You Complain About Complaining About Complaints?
Anyway, follow the misadventures of the Dovster, a FlyerTalk member who begrudgingly escorts his “UIG” — or “Used Italian Girlfriend” — on a trip to the United States which involves a Presidential election, chocolate cake, free upgrades to Business Class, accusations of cheating, and thunderstorms that neither of them will forget anytime soon…
Final Boarding Call
Don’t complain about complaining about complaining about complaints, as there is more going on around the world about which to complain…
Photograph ©2007 by Brian Cohen.

